I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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