please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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