as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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