She is in my trunk
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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