Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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