And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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