I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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