Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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