Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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