I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I deserve this hangover.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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