Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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