The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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