I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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