I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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