Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
should my penis look like a turkey
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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