She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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