While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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