I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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