In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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