She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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