no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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