Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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