You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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