Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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