A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im holly from the hills drunk
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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