i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize