your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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