I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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