Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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