Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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