this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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