i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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