i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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