finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So many bounce houses so little time
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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