I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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