I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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