Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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