I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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