sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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