When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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