I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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