Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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