guys are not supposed to queef...right?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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