dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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