He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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