It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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