Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She said her name was "party"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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