if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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