Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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