Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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